Murphy's Musings Pet Cards
 
 
Pet inspired greeting cards.


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  • printed on high quality, 14 pt.,
        gloss cover paper stock

  • are 5' x 7" in size

  • Printed on recycled paper with     vegetable based ink

  • Made in the USA

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    The Collection

    Greeting Cards - Any Occasion


    Aromatherapy
    Item # 2280
    I'm all for going Green but this is ridiculous.
    Item # 2273
    Have You Been Injured?
    Call the law offices of Scratchmore, Feedme and Piddle. 555-HAIRY
    Item # 2297

    The hydrant's important as everyone knows
    My main concern is the length of the hose
    Item # 2082
    Hole in One
    Item # 2150
    I knew Big Bird and you sir, are not Big Bird!
    Item # 2242

    Lap Dog
    Item # 2167
    I paint with my paws to reveal my expression
    but a misplaced poop leaves a lasting impression - Pawcasso
    Item # 2204
    Seize the Day!
    Item # 2174

    Arrested and booked the judge set my bond
    the jury said "guilty" - Illegally Blond
    Item # 2075
    Now we know who let the dogs out.
    Item # 3266
    Testing the Waters?
    Item # 2099

    My clients request quotes in "Real Time"
    I recommend targeting "Meal Time"
    Item # 2235
    What makes a Jewish dog different from all other dogs?
    He will subcontract barking, digging and retrieving to other dogs.
    Item # 2068
    Are you talking to me?
    Item # 2525

    Never pass on an opportunity to go for a joyride
    Item # 2563
    The toilet paper started it!
    Item # 2532
    CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
    Item # 2556

    Dreams can come true
    Item # 2365


    NO BARKING-An Oxymoron .
    Item # 2310


    Take a little time to enjoy "THE VIEW"
    Item # 2402

    Love means "nothing" to a tennis player
    Item # 2419
    Dear Lord, Please take the dog away
    Item # 2594
    Size matters.
    Item # 2600

    Why the Long Face?
    Item # 2334
    Image is everything
    Item # 2471
    Surround yourself with friends who believe in your dreams
    Item # 2501

    I'm comfortable with my body the way it is
    Item # 2617
    Look forward to long walks with someone you love
    Item # 2624
    I adore younger men, and the money I'm spending -
    The dates we enjoy always have "happy endings"
    Item # 2570

    Together we can accomplish anything
    Item # 2495    		 Catitude
    Ca-ti-tude (cat-te-tood) n. a sudden hostility toward everything for no reason whatsoever, -cat-ti-tu-di-nal adj.
    Item # 2754


    I'll take the full body pat down!
    Item # 2846

    Life is Slippery. Take my Paw
    Item # 3136

    No Cat

    See, no cat
    Item # 3204

    No CatHaving a ruff day?... I've Got Your Back
    Item # 3372

    While running and kicking and chasing my dream
    The goal looked completed if only I'd seen
    I just scored a point for the opposite team
    Item # 2945

    Dance in the Rain

    Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass
    It's about learning to dance in the rain
    Item # 3105

    Cereal KillerWanted approach with extreme caution
    Cereal Killer
    Item # 3310


    Greeting Cards - Birthday


    You are not getting older
    You are just getting closer to death
    Item # 3068
    The secret to staying young
    Live mindfully, eat slowly,
    lie about your age
    Item # 3082
    It's Yappy Hour Somewhere
    Yappy Birthday
    Item # 2198

    You're How Old?
    Item # 2327
    Crappy Birthday
    Item # 2341
    It's Your Birthday! Lets Whine and Dine
    Item # 2730

    Sending you birthday wishes and gourmet treat dreams
    Item # 2587


    Can't Hold Your Licker? Happy Birthday
    Item # 2747


    Another Birthday? What the Cluck?
    Item # 2822

    Happy Birthday! Be a Treble Maker.
    Item #2778


    Happy Birthday! Dance Like No One's Watching
    Item #2792
    It's just a birthday! Don't lose your head.
    Item # 2877


    Go big or go home! Happy Birthday
    Item # 3013
    What is the difference between a dog and a basketball player? - One drools and the other dribbles. Happy Birthday
    Item # 3006    		 All Night Long
    You know you're getting older when...
    "All night long" means not getting up to go to the bathroom!
    Item # 3181


    You know you're getting old when...
    You hear your favorite song in an elevator!
    Item # 3198
    You're Home Early
    Item # 2815
    What happens in the dog house stays in the dog house
    Item # 2372

    Birthdays are like Baths...
    Once every year like it or not Happy Birthday
    Item #     3129
    Pucker Up!
    It's time for your birthday kiss!
    Item # 3280
    Sorry this is late... I got a little behind. Happy Belated Birthday!
    Item # 3303


    Greeting Cards - Blank Inside


    You should have left after the pedicure
    Item # 2020
    Reporting for Doody
    Item # 2129
    It's Yappy Hour Somewhere
    Item # 2013

    Blank Inside
    Item # 2679


    		 


    Greeting Cards - Get Well

    White Dog Greeting Card
    Bend Over and Bark
    Item # 2143
    Chase 2 squirrels and call me in the morning.
    Item # 2037
    Feeling blue?
    Get well soon
    Item # 2549
    cone
    It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone
    Item # 3402    		 White Dog Greeting Card
    Turn your Head and Bark
    Item # 3112
    Some days you're the cat
    and some days you're
    the litter box
    Feel better soon
    Item # 2860


    Greeting Cards - Holiday

    dog in snow
    Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow.
    Happy Holidays
    Item # 3051    		 Chiuaua
    Wee Wee Chew a Merry Christmas
    Item # 2969    		 Christmas Card
    Santa Claws
    Happy Howlidays
    Item # 2228

    Mrs. Claws
    Fleas Navidad
    Item # 2211
    Eat, drink and be hairy
    Item # 2518
    Sleep in heavenly peace...
    Item # 2433

    Happy Mother's Day
    Item # 2488

    		 Don't Pick up the Brown Eggs! Happy Easter
    Item # 3174
    Merry Christmas... After untangling and decorating into the night
    Setting the bulbs on each branch just right
    Expecting the tree to be shining so bright
    If only I'd tested that DAMN string of lights!
    Item # 3273

    Happy Easter
    From me and my peeps!
    Item # 3235

    		 Turkey Dog?
    I wanted to EAT one not BE one!
    Item # 3341


    Ouch!
    Happy Halloween
    Item # 3396

    Happy Thanksgiving
    What your guests don't know won't hurt them!
    Item # 3358
    I made a treat for you
    It's on the poop deck! Happy Halloween
    Item # 3365

    Merry Christmas
    From the nutcracker
    Item # 3389

    Another Father's Day
    Another Tie
    Happy Father's Day
    Item # 3150


    Greeting Cards - Love


    Still Horsing Around
    Item # 2006
    I Only Have Eyes for You
    Item # 2051
    Howl Do I Love Thee,
    Let Me Bark the Ways
    Item # 2303

    I've Got a Crush on You
    Item #2761
    You had me at "Woof"
    Item # 2389


    Greeting Cards - Sorry


    I'm sorry
    Item # 2396    		    


    Greeting Cards - Special Occasion


    People say we're starting to look alike - Happy Anniversary
    Item # 2426
    Who invited the French Poodle?
    Item # 2358
    Congratulations on your new arrival
    Item # 2440

    Finally, Unleashed!
    Item # 3297
    Congratulations on your new home
    Item # 2259    		 May You Live as Long as You Want to and Want to as Long as You Live. Happy Anniversary.
    Item # 2631

    Bone Voyage. You Will Be Missed.
    Item # 2808
    It Doesn't Matter Where You Go In Life- It's Who You Have Beside You. Happy Anniversary
    Item # 2648

     

     

    Greeting Cards - Sympathy
    I'm sorry I'm sorry
    Item # 2396    		 God saw your pet get tired and a cure was not to be so He laid His hands on gentle paws and whispered, "Come to Me"
    Item # 2839    		 Your best friend may be gone from your sight but not from your heart.
    Item # 2266

    Although it's difficult today to see beyond the sorrow May looking back in memory help comfort you tomorrow
    Item # 3143

    		    


    Greeting Cards - Thank You


    Thank you. You made me smile.
    Item # 2136
    Thank you for being a friend
    Item # 2457    		  


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